The people have spoken….
I’m sure there are those out there that enjoyed the Heinz ketchup-like anticipation of watching the page load onto your screen at a rate that makes the tectonic plate shift seem like a speedy process.
You know, the kinda folks that like watching paint dry, grass grow, or even the evolution of a species.
I’m sorry. While some readers are regaled with my inadequacies on not just a cycling level, but also my computer related ineptitude I can assure you I will never improve in the use of correct grammar, sentence structure, punctuation, metaphors, and anything associated with the proper use of the English language. As a matter of fact, in the same way that galaxies are gaining speed as they accelerate away from the center of the universe I can promise that as time goes by I will be getting worser faster. See?
When the shift takes place you will know. It probably won’t make the front page of the New York Times, but I’m sure there will be some fanfare and local media coverage. Be prepared to swap out your bookmarks, replace your links, and if you own TEAMDICKY/BADIDEARACING/FJEAR/COOKIES/THYLACINE jersey be sure to get out a Sharpie and scribble in the word SPOT in the appropriate place.