- Bad Idea Racing - HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

Do I thank Thad for his support or thank Peter for just being Peter? 
The answer is neither.

Could I possibly write a fourth post about the Double Dare thus astounding even the most expert blog pundits?  Not only could I write one, I must write one.  I have no choice but to wallow in the misery associated with being DQ’ed from the coolest free race West of Charlotte, South of Asheville, and West of Sylva.

Ever seen Ace Ventura Pet Detective?  I am the reincarnation of Ray Finkle. 

Instead of scrawling “LACES OUT” all over my bedroom I’ve been taking the Sharpie to my bike room writing “TEN MINUTES” all over the place.  I’m sure I’ll spend some time in the near future in a mental institution and possibly come up with a plot to kidnap Brad Kee’s Dos Niner after I get sex change.  I see problems in my future if I don’t let this go very soon.

It seems if Peter is trying to use subliminal suggestions to convince Eric to have a new special test in next year’s Double Dare:

I’m not sure how things work in Canadianaca, but down here we frown on cross species relations.  Please keep your filthy, snow drift sieged thoughts a little cleaner in the future.  Children have the internets too.

Speaking of violating orifices…

A laurel branch tried to land me like a fish sometime on Saturday night.  The resulting wound looks like the corner of my mouth has grown a little mouth of its own.  It’s hard to describe, but it looks something like this:

I swear it said “Feed me Seymour” the other morning while I was brushing my teeth. Either it is a living entity with hunger issues, or it is trying to tell me if I don’t cut my hair soon I’m gonna look a lot like Rick Moranis.

A date has been set for the SSWC09 in Durango.  Now that it is on the calender I can think about what to do the rest of the year.  The only other race that is a no brainer is the Breck Epic.  Take notice that I was able to link the words “Breck Epic” to something instead of nothing.  The website is not currently up, but the Breck Epic blog is available for your perusal.  All kinds of info about the venue, proposed course, and what-not I haven’t even had a chance to look at. 

Sweet, but hopefully not too sweet.