Am I a freak?

I had a lot more to say on the subject, but I know who I am. If you know me well, you know the answer already. I typed up a bunch of crap trying to explain myself, but I can spend all day trying to explain a rock and at the end of the day it will still be a rock.
Freak is a fine label. I’ll wear it with pride, though I do play the role of a normal guy on TV.
Have fun, and don’t hurt anybody today.
